The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to die at will.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!