the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to sing but your mute

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!