the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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power to fly...backwards.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to die at will

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!