Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!