The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Black power

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to go part way through walls

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to spelle caretly

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!