The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

thumb_up thumb_down +57

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power to not have power

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power of make your leg invisible

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to be a complete troll

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to make fish appear in pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to reed a platypus mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to glow in the light

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to look into cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to walk 1% faster.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to understand math.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!