The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!