The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!