The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to glow in the light

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!