The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power to be powerless

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!