The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to shape shift into water

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Death at will

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Dejavu

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!