The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to change your mind

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Grass eating

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!