The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!