The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!