Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!