The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!