The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!