The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Aweonao

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to die on command

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!