The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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power to eat through your but

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to vote

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to smell poop

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!