The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!