The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!