The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to smell poop

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To call me maybe

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The power to shit brix

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!