The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!