the power to make elton john gay

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be born.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!