The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!