The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Aweonao

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to have no one read this post

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!