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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to get STD's

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to be born again

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!