The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!