The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The Power of cheese

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!