the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to fly for a second

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!