The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to die on command

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!