The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the super power to remove your super power

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to get STD's

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!