the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!