The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Find Waldo

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!