The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Aweonao

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!