The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Aweonao

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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hey

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!