The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to die

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!