The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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to be shitty

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!