The power to make other people hold their breath.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!