The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to shed hair

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!