Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!