The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!