The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have a super power,

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to look TV

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!