The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of trolling your self

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!