The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to pee standing up

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to fart mace

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The Power to Combust

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!