- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to exist

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to hypnotize chickens

North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

Pointless Super Powers