power to fly...backwards.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to read the TV

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to see through glass

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!