The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to be a complete troll

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!