The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!