The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to die but once

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to poke

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!