the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to think.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!