the power to convert farts into burps.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

the power to lick your own tongue

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

the power to commit crime.

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to erase anything written in pencil

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to pee out blue

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The power to sleep if your not awake

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!