The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!