The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!