The power to pee out blue

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to get older every second

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!