the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to make glass clear

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The Power to die at will

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!