Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to eat waffles

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to clean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!