the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to fly indoors

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!