- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to break your bones on command.

+27

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

+27

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a small penis

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

wast your time on the computer

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power of minding your own business

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to have a power

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die