The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!