the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to see through water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!