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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.
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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)
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the power to fart mace
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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage
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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO
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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.
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The power to summon earthworms
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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open
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The power to slam revolving doors.
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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!
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The ability to drop everything you hold
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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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The power to instantly kill yourself
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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.
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Retractable Teeth
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The power to see John Cena.
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The power to think outside the bun.
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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.
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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!