The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to see through glass

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!