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the power to fart mace

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The power to summon earthworms

The power to slam revolving doors.

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

Retractable Teeth

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to see John Cena.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!