The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!