The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

the power to be unable to have a power.

The power to put out light from your butt

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to only tell the truth

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

the power to fail any test you want

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!