the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to only tell the truth

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

the power to make toast into bread

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

the power to fail any test you want

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!