The Power of cheese

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!