The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!