The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!