The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!