Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Aweonao

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The Power of cheese

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!