The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Aweonao

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!