The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!