the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Death at will

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!