The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to repel women.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!