You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!