the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!