The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!