the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!