The power to get AIDS.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Black power

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The power to go part way through walls

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!